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"How did you hurt your arm?"

-I thrashed it pulling a mean 360 kickflip.
-Threw a left hook at some chick. You should see her face.
-Lab accident. Acid.
-Why don't you ask the last guy who used a lame pickup line on me?
-Construction accident.
-I just folded too many pairs of jeans.
-I was free-climbing and grabbed a loose rock.
-I saved a newborn baby from a burning car.
-Shark attack.
-Lion escaped from the zoo and I was the only one who could stop it.
-The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.

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