I <3 Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe is hysterical.

After cleaning a smoker at a BBQ place -
Mike: I'm going to go stand in the rain and think about the choices I've made.

With the horse vet -
Horse vet: I'm covered in snot and lube.
Mike: If I only had a nickel for every time I heard that.

At the llama farm -
Mike: Did she just say that males bite each others' testicles?
Llama guy: Male llamas.
Mike: Right, I mean you no harm.

At the llama farm, talking about llama kicks -
Mike: That's like a light saber, dude. It's so fast I can't even see it!

After trimming the llama's teeth -
Mike: Good luck biting testicles off now!

Meeting a female llama who might be pregnant -
Mike - This is Callgirl?
Llama guy - Yep, Callgirl.
Mike - Her name is Callgirl and there's a question she might be pregnant?