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theresatMeme: Go to urbandictionary.com and type your answers to the following into the search bar. Post the first definition and usage here. (disclaimer: many urban dictionary definitions are sexual in nature)
Name: Theresa
A cute, smart, talented girl. She's really cool and can find humour in almost anything. Everyone likes her. She has a beautiful smile and pretty eyes
-Theresa is too cool for school
Age: 25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
-"How was your trip to New York?"
"Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
One of Your Friends: Geri
Japanese word for diarrhea
-GOD DAMN THAT SUSHI MADE ME GET INSANE GERI!
What I should be doing right now: Knitting
Getting shagged ! Getting laid...
-I did some knitting last night !
Favorite Color: Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
-"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
Hometown: Ledyard
a small town in connecticut, in new london county.
aka cow town.
-Person 1: Hey! Where are you from, again?
Person 2: ... Cow Town
Person 1: Ohh yeah. Ledyard. I forgot.
Month of your Birthday: September
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
-uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation
Last Person You Talked To: Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
-He mike'd it up again. DOH!
Last Thing You Ate: garlic bread
In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
-"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"
Your Nickname: T
Short for Topicality, the argument that the plan falls outside the resolution. A lot of judges don't really like T, in spite of the fact that scientific laboratory instruments have shown that they're tards.
-The dumbasses ran Kyoto, so we waxed 'em on T "In The United States".
Name: Theresa
A cute, smart, talented girl. She's really cool and can find humour in almost anything. Everyone likes her. She has a beautiful smile and pretty eyes
-Theresa is too cool for school
Age: 25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
-"How was your trip to New York?"
"Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
One of Your Friends: Geri
Japanese word for diarrhea
-GOD DAMN THAT SUSHI MADE ME GET INSANE GERI!
What I should be doing right now: Knitting
Getting shagged ! Getting laid...
-I did some knitting last night !
Favorite Color: Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
-"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
Hometown: Ledyard
a small town in connecticut, in new london county.
aka cow town.
-Person 1: Hey! Where are you from, again?
Person 2: ... Cow Town
Person 1: Ohh yeah. Ledyard. I forgot.
Month of your Birthday: September
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
-uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation
Last Person You Talked To: Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
-He mike'd it up again. DOH!
Last Thing You Ate: garlic bread
In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
-"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"
Your Nickname: T
Short for Topicality, the argument that the plan falls outside the resolution. A lot of judges don't really like T, in spite of the fact that scientific laboratory instruments have shown that they're tards.
-The dumbasses ran Kyoto, so we waxed 'em on T "In The United States".
